I knock on your office door and walk in, wearing a businesswoman outfit. “Hey, I know you’re about to go home, but I was wondering if we could talk for a minute?” You say yes, so I take a deep breath and start. “I saw your wife at the office party the other day, and I couldn’t help but think that you deserve better. I don’t want to insult your wife, but don’t you think you’d be happier with someone younger, slimmer, sexier?” I start slowly stripping off until I’m just wearing a sheer black bodysuit. I start convincing you of how superior I am to your wife, telling you how fat and old and ug... Show more