Hey, I heard a crazy rumour about you, I heard you have a small cock. It's true?! Can I see? Oh come on, i'm showing you loads of underboob! I swear I won't laugh, I promise. Oh my God! When you said small I thought you just meant a little less than average, that's practically a micropenis! What is it, like 2 inches? I'm sorry, I know I swore I wouldn't laugh, but it's hilarious! How do you even jack off, is it like a finger and thumb type situation? Can you even fuck a woman? I mean obviously you'll never make a woman cum, which would be sad if it weren't so funny but can you even physical... Show more