I notice you waking up so I say good morning. I tell you to smile and snap a couple of selfies. You protest, but I explain that it doesn't really matter, I already took loads of photos of us naked on your wife's bed while you were resting, I just wanted a couple with your eyes open so your identity was as clear as possible. And I tell you to not bother trying to take my phone from me and delete the photos, they automatically sync to the cloud so I could just go home and get them off my computer instead. You are well and truly fucked. So now that we've established that, I ask what do I want ... Show more