So, I told my friends about you. I told them how short you are and how weird it makes me feel. We all laughed about it quite a lot actually! I like you, I really do, but you have to tiptoe to kiss me, you're a better height for sucking my nipples than you are for kissing me! You can't even put your arm around me. Honestly, i'm a little embarrassed for you, you must feel totally mortified about it. I'm not sure I can be with a guy as short as you, you literally only come up to my boobs! I'm sorry, I really tried to get past it, but you're just embarrassingly short! Oh well, you tried!