I unbox a brand new laptop... then literally smash it under a pair of $925.00 platform YSL Tribute sandals before it boots up even the first time! ;-) It was really gratifying. I turn it on... don't even bother setting up the operating system before I smash it! The keys go flying like teeth from being punched!

At the end, it crumples under my stomps as I bridge it across two pieces of wood...