Your best girl friend confronts you about the fact that you've NEVER been out with a girl since she's known you. You clearly lack confidence and are incredibly insecure, but she doesn't understand why. You're handsome, you're smart, you're funny...you are everything that women want in a man. You finally cave in and tell her it's because of your small penis. She doesn't make fun of you, though. She wants to help you out!