When I come into your office, you think I'm just a normal new patient, there for a check-up. I imagine you were very surprised to hear that I know your wife. I used to torment her, bully her, steal every boyfriend she ever attempted to have. We lost touch when she moved away after college, so I was shocked to find out she had been married to YOU for 10 years. A successful doctor, a loyal husband, the love of her life...until today. I think I'll secretly put her on speaker phone while you cheat on her for the first time.