I have just returned from a date where I met a man who is a complete idiot, and who is not even a smoker! On top of everything, he told me that he would bother if I light a cigarette. Imagine that kind of insolence! If you do not want to smoke, I will not make you, but where did you get the idea to tell me what to do!? I was very frustrated and quickly made an excuse to leave. I sit on a table and smoke a cigarette while think about the time that I on a non-smoking idiot!