You are the principal at my school and after the teacher caught me smoking in the hallway, she sent me to your office. I don't want to be expelled and I will do anything to have you on my side. While I'm flirting with you, I chain smoke two cigarettes, explaining to you why I can't and don't want to give up cigarettes and how good and sexy I feel when I smoke.

You are the principal at my school and after the teacher caught me smoking in the hallway, she sent me to your office. I don't want to be expelled and I will do anything to have you on my side. While I'm flirting with you, I chain smoke two cigarettes, explaining to you why I can't and don't want to give up cigarettes and how good and sexy I feel when I smoke.