I know you have a desire to get lung cancer. Not that you are curious to get to know your creator, but your desire to find something to be addicted to was so strong and you chose these cane sticks. Do you sometimes fear that the end will come and you will be alone. You have no reason to worry because I'm here. We can poison our lungs together. Breathe all that tar deep into your lungs and blacken them to be as black as mine ...
As I smoke a cigarette I talk to you about these things.