Are you ready for a little poisoning? That feeling of satisfaction and happiness that I experience every time I light a cigarette cannot be compared to anything! If you are a social smoker and smoke more when you have company, let me be your company and teach you how to destroy your lungs. Take a big drag and embrace all that warm smoke into your lungs. Until you feel like hot smoke burns your throat and rots your lungs. Don't exhale until you feel your lungs convulsing with poison...
I chain smoke two Marlboro cigarettes, taking large, cheek-hollowing drags, and exhaling loudly.