I had a heavy meal and every time I eat a lot of food I like to drink soda, and soda makes me burp. My belly is bloated and round and I am proud of the size of my belly. Most people think it's rude to burp but I know you understand me. I swallow soda in large loud gulps and burps a lot. I call you to approach me closer and burp right in your face. You can smell my breath when I burp, and I am burping loudly and constantly.

I had a heavy meal and every time I eat a lot of food I like to drink soda, and soda makes me burp. My belly is bloated and round and I am proud of the size of my belly. Most people think it's rude to burp but I know you understand me. I swallow soda in large loud gulps and burps a lot. I call you to approach me closer and burp right in your face. You can smell my breath when I burp, and I am burping loudly and constantly.