Alanna and I have completely different life philosophies, she likes to be tidy and smell good and I don't care much for those things. I show Alan my hairy underarms and confess that I often find myself bored of shaving my underarms. Alanna is in shock and she shows me her freshly shaved armpits. She shaves her armpits every morning. I smell her armpits and they smell like fresh deodorant. Um, deodorant, that's another thing I never use. You could say that Alanna and I are complete opposites, she with her freshly shaved and perfumed underarms and me with my unshaven underarms smelling of swe...

Alanna and I have completely different life philosophies, she likes to be tidy and smell good and I don't care much for those things. I show Alan my hairy underarms and confess that I often find myself bored of shaving my underarms. Alanna is in shock and she shows me her freshly shaved armpits. She shaves her armpits every morning. I smell her armpits and they smell like fresh deodorant. Um, deodorant, that's another thing I never use. You could say that Alanna and I are complete opposites, she with her freshly shaved and perfumed underarms and me with my unshaven underarms smelling of sweat.