This is my first time meeting in person someone I met online, but you seemed cute to me and I decided to take a chance and came to you.
I sat down and lit a cigarette and I'm looking for an ashtray, but you say you're not a smoker and you don't have an ashtray. You even dared to tell me to put out my cigarette and not to smoke in your apartment!
When it comes to men, I only have one rule, and that is to never date a non-smoker! I decided to punish your rudeness and instead of putting out the cigarette I start blowing smoke right in your face. You're fun or should I say funny as you ... Show more