I'm sitting on the couch and grooming my nails, and you came and asked me to pour you a glass of water. I don't initially want to do that, but I still agree and go to the kitchen. I have a feeling that you constantly want my attention and you pretend you don't feel good when you actually feel great and I'm bored. I figured out how to screw you. I'll sneeze into your water and make you sick.
I sneeze into your glass of water and bring you water and watch you drink. Only when you drank water and started sneezing did I admit to you what I did.
Now we sneeze together, this is a lot more...

I'm sitting on the couch and grooming my nails, and you came and asked me to pour you a glass of water. I don't initially want to do that, but I still agree and go to the kitchen. I have a feeling that you constantly want my attention and you pretend you don't feel good when you actually feel great and I'm bored. I figured out how to screw you. I'll sneeze into your water and make you sick.
I sneeze into your glass of water and bring you water and watch you drink. Only when you drank water and started sneezing did I admit to you what I did.
Now we sneeze together, this is a lot more fun for me.