I have a terrible cold, I have dark circles under my eyes and my nose is red from all that blowing, I don't stop sneezing. You stand very close to me and I am afraid that I will make you sick, but at another thought it seems like a very tempting idea. So I will not be lonely because we will be sick together.
I'm starting to sneeze right in your face and you can feel my saliva all over your face.
Do you already feel sick, or do I need to sneeze at you one more time?