OMG! I am so excited! I have a big concentration of crockery in such a small space. I just NEED to smash it all! Let me introduce it to my friend - HAMMER! The problems involved with breaking crockery in a long dress are that you get hot rather quickly and the dress is far too restrictive. I can fix this issue by ripping this dress to pieces. Potential disaster - I forgot my scissors! Potential fix - I'll use a sharp piece of broken plate as a . Anyhow, sit back and enjoy watching me destroy the rest of the plates. I hope you have as much fun as I had! I love smashing crockery - gimme plat...

OMG! I am so excited! I have a big concentration of crockery in such a small space. I just NEED to smash it all! Let me introduce it to my friend - HAMMER! The problems involved with breaking crockery in a long dress are that you get hot rather quickly and the dress is far too restrictive. I can fix this issue by ripping this dress to pieces. Potential disaster - I forgot my scissors! Potential fix - I'll use a sharp piece of broken plate as a . Anyhow, sit back and enjoy watching me destroy the rest of the plates. I hope you have as much fun as I had! I love smashing crockery - gimme plates, gimme more plates, gimme MORE plates!!!