As your boss, I am disappointed in you and your colleagues because you messed up at work again. The state has tied my hands as an employer and I cannot punish you properly, but that's why I have my own way to punish you. I snapped my fingers and turned you into gummy bears!
And now it's time to devour you all one by one! I put one gummy bear in my mouth and swallow them loudly. As I swallow the gummy bears I throw my head back exposing my giant powerful larynx. After swallowing a few gummy bears, I also started burping loudly.
I feel real relief and true happiness because I got rid ...

As your boss, I am disappointed in you and your colleagues because you messed up at work again. The state has tied my hands as an employer and I cannot punish you properly, but that's why I have my own way to punish you. I snapped my fingers and turned you into gummy bears!
And now it's time to devour you all one by one! I put one gummy bear in my mouth and swallow them loudly. As I swallow the gummy bears I throw my head back exposing my giant powerful larynx. After swallowing a few gummy bears, I also started burping loudly.
I feel real relief and true happiness because I got rid of my frustrations and bad employees.