You are as usual out and I'm very jealous because I do not know where you are and with whom! That's why I've got a small lowering tool and I decided to shrink you down and swallow you so we'll be together forever! I waited for you to come home and then I shrink you and captured you, as I was very angry. I decided to you first, to scare you and show you what I had in mind for you. That's why I first swallowed a little kiwi, to show you how powerful my larynx and throat are, and then I swallowed You! Now you're in my stomach, small and helpless, mine forever!