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Today I am going to challenge Alanna to a contest. We both have stacks of cups and saucers. The challenge is to take it in turns to throw cups and saucers at our respective stacks. Whoever causes the most damage is the winner and will win a table full of plates; the runner-up will win any unbroken cups and saucers. At this stage, the only prediction that can be sensibly made is that there will be a big mess at the end. Let battle commence! To show professional sportsmanship we recognize that it is not the winning that counts...... but the margin of victory!