Alanna and I are finalists in the World Loud Swallowing Championship and today is the day that will decide the winner. We alternately take three sips of water and try to swallow as loudly as possible. Alanna makes deep gulping noises while mine are high. Burping gets bonus points. We both have our own tactics that we hope will bring us victory. Which one do you think was better?

Alanna and I are finalists in the World Loud Swallowing Championship and today is the day that will decide the winner. We alternately take three sips of water and try to swallow as loudly as possible. Alanna makes deep gulping noises while mine are high. Burping gets bonus points. We both have our own tactics that we hope will bring us victory. Which one do you think was better?