I'm already getting bored because I'm so strong that I haven't met a worthy rival in so long, but little do I know, Alanna is training hard to challenge me to a match because she's sick and tired of the constant humiliation she's endured trying to beat me in the past.
Alanna came to me and she challenges me to a test of strength, but I want to compete against her because it is beneath my honor. I laugh at her and call her weak, skinny and puny. But Alanna is persistent and I decide to oblige her. Alanna tries to squeeze me into a beargug, but she's so weak I can't even feel her grip. No...

I'm already getting bored because I'm so strong that I haven't met a worthy rival in so long, but little do I know, Alanna is training hard to challenge me to a match because she's sick and tired of the constant humiliation she's endured trying to beat me in the past.
Alanna came to me and she challenges me to a test of strength, but I want to compete against her because it is beneath my honor. I laugh at her and call her weak, skinny and puny. But Alanna is persistent and I decide to oblige her. Alanna tries to squeeze me into a beargug, but she's so weak I can't even feel her grip. Now it's my turn to show her what a real bearhug should look like. I squeeze Alanna so hard that her poor ribs are bend under my powerful biceps!
When I finally let her go, Alanna collapsed on the bench, but instead of accepting defeat as a true sport, Alanna calls me a cheater. I'm angry and insulting her I grab her again in a bearhug and squeeze her so hard that I don't let her breathe. Alanna will learn her lesson.