After an intense running session I came home and took off my sweatshirt. My armpits are sweaty and smelly but you can't stop staring at them. I come closer to you and order you to lick my armpits. I'm lazy and I don't have time to shower because I'm late for work, so you can clean my armpits with your tongue, I can get some use out of you and your obsession with my armpits.