Whoever says that sports and smoking don't go together has never tried either. I am your yoga teacher and at the beginning of our class I explain the benefits of yoga in combination with smoking while smoking my favorite Marlboro reds. In my class, smoking is mandatory because it will make you stronger.

I continue to chain smoke 3 cigarettes holding the smoke in my lungs for a few seconds each time and do yoga exercises. With me as your teacher you will soon be at my smoking level, just follow my lead.