I know that we just got married and it's our Honeymoon, but I think I ate to much of our wedding cake... I'm having horrible bellyaches and I keep farting!

I am so sorry but I don't think that we're going to have sex today with me farting this much... I tell you what... Since we can't have sex, I just tease you with my sexy booty and tell you how to jerk off and when you're allowed to cum.

Oh! I just can't stop farting... And I just saw you have a big boner! I didn't know you were into my farts :) Now keep jerking off I will allow you to cum when I have a big fart!