You're Captain America and you're called to stop the Super Villain Kat de Vil!

I knocked you out and tied me up with handcuffs... Was to easy to beat You!

You say I'll stop you, but I tell you it's too late as I have hy pn otized the leaders of your country into surrendering to France which I also conquered. I had the president kiss my ass on TV and you're next!

I walk over you and fart on your face to get you under my spell!

I immediately order you to put on your knees to bow to your new queen and to kiss my boots until I tell you to stop. You no more a ... Show more