Whew! I just got back from SUCH a long hike. I'm so out of breath and tired - and my feet are SO sore! Wait, what smells bad? Like, REALLY bad? Is it my armpits? No, not too bad - is it my feet? OH. Ew. Yes, that's EXACTLY what that is. My socks STINK! Both of them! That is so - ugh! I'll take them off and - oh wow, they smell REALLY stinky. Oh no, my FEET are just as smelly! Look at my feet - how could feet these cute smell THIS bad?

I need to scrub these stinky smelly feet in the shower REALLY bad - I'm sure my five-year-old sneakers didn't help when I was hiking. I can't help bu...

Whew! I just got back from SUCH a long hike. I'm so out of breath and tired - and my feet are SO sore! Wait, what smells bad? Like, REALLY bad? Is it my armpits? No, not too bad - is it my feet? OH. Ew. Yes, that's EXACTLY what that is. My socks STINK! Both of them! That is so - ugh! I'll take them off and - oh wow, they smell REALLY stinky. Oh no, my FEET are just as smelly! Look at my feet - how could feet these cute smell THIS bad?

I need to scrub these stinky smelly feet in the shower REALLY bad - I'm sure my five-year-old sneakers didn't help when I was hiking. I can't help but smell my own feet, I'm just so shocked at how BAD they smell - that's CRAZY how stinky they smell.

I know you're a foot pervert, so I bet you'd LOVE to smell my feet when they smell this smelly!