You are one of the worst employees I have ever had. You are an idiot, absolutely worthless. It's not that hard to do a half way decent job. All you have to do is show up, follow the call script, and stop hooking up with all the lady employees. Since most of the ladies seem to be happy with your outside-of-work skills I am going to change your job duties...you are going to become the office bitch. If someone is down you will need to cheer them up. If someone is horny you will need to help them with that. It's hard to find a job right now, so think of this as new job requirements - not as bla...

You are one of the worst employees I have ever had. You are an idiot, absolutely worthless. It's not that hard to do a half way decent job. All you have to do is show up, follow the call script, and stop hooking up with all the lady employees. Since most of the ladies seem to be happy with your outside-of-work skills I am going to change your job duties...you are going to become the office bitch. If someone is down you will need to cheer them up. If someone is horny you will need to help them with that. It's hard to find a job right now, so think of this as new job requirements - not as blackmail. If you think of complaining about this, remember no one will believe you.