You have become a huge distraction to the ladies in my class. You sit in the front row and constantly have a boner. I cannot have people distracted in my class because of you, and that's why I am holding you after school to help you with your issue. You apparently do not know how to control yourself so I will talk you through this first time. After this you need to take care of yourself before you get to my class, or else I will punish you and you won't like it.