My legs are to for, especially when I have heels on. You can't stop thinking about them and see them everywhere. You think about them during the day and you dream about them at night. Imagine if you saw them in person. Imagine if you were allowed to worship them in person. Your life would be made. If we worked together you would be a mess every day, completely distracted, making a fool of yourself. You wouldn't be able to tear your eyes away from my legs when I would start to dangle my heels off from my toes. You would be completely and utterly useless in my presence.