I'm feeling extra destructive today.. This black coffee table was beginning to annoy me so i thought it would be a good idea to try out some of my extra sharp shoes on it. I try on 5 different pairs... a pair of solid metal vintage stilettos, classic vintage shoes with hollow metal BZ heel tips, a pair of Louboutins with the very sharp nails exposed, some modified spiked soled pleaser heels and a pair of over knee boots. I try each pair on the table, digging my heels in, leaning back on my heels, scraping them across the table... I wonder which pair causes the most damage