You come in to my office because you are looking for a new financial planner. Your annoying wife has been pestering you for months to look for a new wealth manager because she isn't happy with your current one. Little does she know it was one the worst things she could have asked for. I make Bernie Madoff look like an angel. I have a knack for getting everything and anything I want..... especially from bored married men. I dress for success with my giant tits greeting you before I do and in a black latex skirt. I scream sex and look like a million bucks. I want to talk about your stocks, bo... Show more