class="Apple-interchange-newline" /> You are one of my good friends. You are getting married to a woman whom I am absolutely detest. I ask you what you see in the hag.... she is cold, unaffectionate, ordinary, and deeply unattractive. You can do ten times better than her! You want to be with a woman like me! I know how to take care of a man.... that's why all my exes turn into stalkers! I am fun, spontaneous, sexy, sophisticated, sexual.... I cook, clean, wear pretty feminine clothes, expose my lovers to new and exciting things life has to offer..... all she does is "chill"... She is s...

class="Apple-interchange-newline" /> You are one of my good friends. You are getting married to a woman whom I am absolutely detest. I ask you what you see in the hag.... she is cold, unaffectionate, ordinary, and deeply unattractive. You can do ten times better than her! You want to be with a woman like me! I know how to take care of a man.... that's why all my exes turn into stalkers! I am fun, spontaneous, sexy, sophisticated, sexual.... I cook, clean, wear pretty feminine clothes, expose my lovers to new and exciting things life has to offer..... all she does is "chill"... She is such a flat tire! I would greet you at the door with a smile on my face and in lingerie.... I would indulge your sexual desires.... she seriously won't even give you a blowjob! You want me and know that I am about to implode your engagement once I start stripping out of my pretty Stepford Wife dress to show what I'd be wearing everyday when you got home....