My man is napping and it's time for him to wake up so I decide to do an experiment. I put my hands over his mouth to see how long it takes for him to feel them and wake up.

He finally wakes up and tries to get up. I have to push him back down with my hands still on his mouth. Then he actually has the nerve to try to talk! I will not put up with that. So I decide to duct tape his mouth tightly. He does not deserve to feel my soft hands on his lips any more.

I make him sit there for 2 hours before I come back and roughly rip it off.