Well, they finally caught me. Now I am in a holding cell and awaiting trial. Do you think they will let me wear a sexy business suit and nylons to court? I'm afraid they will me to wear one of those awful orange jumpsuits.

I think for sure they will handcuff and shackle me. Those things make me walk like a freaking penguin! I'm going to encase my head for court. Why not? I have nothing left to lose.

Please bail me out! I promise you will have some very happy times if you do. I will ask the guard to handcuff me right now and encase my hands so I can give you a nylon stroke. I w... Show more