I found a secret printed email in my boss's office when he was out to lunch. I saw something I have never seen before as he confesses that he is turned on by pretty, well dressed ladies who use their shoes...the BOTTOMS of their shoes to tease him. In fact, the well-worn and dirty soles of the ladys shoes is what he craves!

This gives me an idea. What if I I walk into his office and ask and ask him to come over and sit in front of me.

I tell him how overworked I have been and ask him if we can hire an assistant. That would help free me to be able to do more important work. Show more