As your roommate it’s on me to break it to you, your gooner lifestyle will render you single and alone forever. No woman wants a self described ‘gooner’ when you’re more obsessed with your next stroke session and women on the internet or way out of your league than REAL women, real interactions. Hell, I’ve notices you’re taking longer and longer to get to work. So here’s the deal, if you want to continue living here you’re going to get your life together and start paying double, that should motivate you to get out of the house so you can get back and stroke instead of wasting your life and ...

As your roommate it’s on me to break it to you, your gooner lifestyle will render you single and alone forever. No woman wants a self described ‘gooner’ when you’re more obsessed with your next stroke session and women on the internet or way out of your league than REAL women, real interactions. Hell, I’ve notices you’re taking longer and longer to get to work. So here’s the deal, if you want to continue living here you’re going to get your life together and start paying double, that should motivate you to get out of the house so you can get back and stroke instead of wasting your life and getting kicked out back to your step-mom’s basement.