Why is it that the guys with the littlest dicks are the first to want to show them off, to beg for exposure, to send dick pics and ask for ratings. It’s always the measly little toadstools who want to constantly be showing it off in the light of day, when it should be left to shrivel up in the dark of a chastity cage forever. You guys always have the most grandiose ideas of the value of your pathetic pecker, but I will teach you the true COST of having such a disgusting little weenie!

Why is it that the guys with the littlest dicks are the first to want to show them off, to beg for exposure, to send dick pics and ask for ratings. It’s always the measly little toadstools who want to constantly be showing it off in the light of day, when it should be left to shrivel up in the dark of a chastity cage forever. You guys always have the most grandiose ideas of the value of your pathetic pecker, but I will teach you the true COST of having such a disgusting little weenie!