I love that my ass is getting so fucking huge lately. My curves are looking absolutely delicious and just look at that jiggle! YUM. But there's a problem I'm having... I can't reach between my crack to pick my wedgie!
It's getting all sweaty and stinky between my juicy cheeks, so now I'm so uncomfortable. Can you help me??!
I'll plop my booty right down on your face so that you can really get in there for me and sort things out. Oops I hope your nose can breathe in well enough while you're down there.

I love that my ass is getting so fucking huge lately. My curves are looking absolutely delicious and just look at that jiggle! YUM. But there's a problem I'm having... I can't reach between my crack to pick my wedgie!
It's getting all sweaty and stinky between my juicy cheeks, so now I'm so uncomfortable. Can you help me??!
I'll plop my booty right down on your face so that you can really get in there for me and sort things out. Oops I hope your nose can breathe in well enough while you're down there.