You'd better watch closely, loser, because this is as close as you're going to get to my perfect ass. Big, round, soft and jiggly. It's bouncing on your screen as I wiggle and tease you. I know you're dreaming about being squished underneath it, and about rubbing yourself against it. I know you're aching to explore what's left covered by my pink thong, but like I said, there's no way you'll ever get any closer than this.