Take a nice long whiff with that greedy nose of yours while I show off my tight black leggings. They definitely don't pass the squat test, because you can see all of my huge ass and tiny black thong in these sheer leggings.
I know you wish your nose was firmly planted between my juicy ass cheeks and that you were deeply inhaling the scent of my stinky ass crack. I'll talk all about how unfortunate it would be if I let out a big stinky fart while your face was underneath my huge ass, but we both know that you'd love it.