Thank you so much for your interest in sharing my home! I'm usually working, and even though it's a big house, I'm really only here to rest and FUCK, so I need a roommate with a big ass dick who can fuck the daylights out of me with no strings attached! Your application looks good, but do you ummmm... meet my other requirements? Really? Dude that's like the biggest cock I've ever seen! I guess the only thing left is for you to fuck me! When can you move in?