Although we’re not related, you’ve always regarded me as your Aunt Kelly. Here I am visiting extended family who are all heading down to the beach today.

I’m trying to adjust my sarong when you appear and I ask you to help me.

In return I take a look at what you’re wearing and suggest that the shorts you have on are far too big for the beach and produce a smaller pair for you to try.

You’re shy and don’t want to change in front of me – I’m your Aunty Kelly; I used to change your nappies and I’ve seen it all before.

Now, how about helping me out by putting... Show more