Its a beautiful day and we're heading to the beach - why are you still in bed?

Your friends will all be here shortly.

What's wrong with what I'm wearing; you think it makes me look like a slut? I may be a MILF (that's what your friends say!) but I'm not a slut.

Maybe I should just entertain your friends at the beach then if I'm such a MILF slut.

Have them rub oil on me while I stroke and suck them?

They'll be here shortly; maybe we should ask them??