In sorting out the laundry, I find a condom in my step-son's pocket.

I ask questions. Do you have a girlfriend? Do you kiss her? Do you get a twitch? Have you had sex?

I know you're my step-son but I want to be the first one to have sex with you.... After everything we’ve done together.. I need to be the first!

But when you do have sex with her.. you need to think of me.

Let me wank you off....