I've woken in the summer house with a hangover, not knowing how I got here.

I see you mucking about outside so call you in and you explain a bit of what happened last night.

I try to entice you to give me a relieving massage, removing my knickers and peeling down my pink bodysuit but you're not having any.

This pisses me off so I decide I'll punish you; take away all of my worn knickers that I know you have stashed, take your porn mags even.

Ooh, and maybe I'll tease and play with you when your girlfriend is here?

You shouldn't have pissed me off...

I've woken in the summer house with a hangover, not knowing how I got here.

I see you mucking about outside so call you in and you explain a bit of what happened last night.

I try to entice you to give me a relieving massage, removing my knickers and peeling down my pink bodysuit but you're not having any.

This pisses me off so I decide I'll punish you; take away all of my worn knickers that I know you have stashed, take your porn mags even.

Ooh, and maybe I'll tease and play with you when your girlfriend is here?

You shouldn't have pissed me off!!