~Poor mummys ill in bed. But you want to look after her as much as she looks after you when you're ill. The best antibody that mummy gives you, is breastmilk, So you tell her to try sucking at her own nipple. Surely it'll help her as much as it helps you? BUT... Step-Son gets rather hard watching mummy sucking her own nipple and mummy can see this. So she tells him to rub his peepee very hard. And if he makes a sticky mess, she'll let him suck on the other boob x