Why are you wearing a diaper?
Is this a TikTok thing or some trend I'm not aware of? I don't like it; it's embarrassing. For both of us.
Take that thing off, now! You're an adult for goodness sake.
Goodness, you have THE tiniest cock I've ever seen. How humiliating!
I'm sorry, but how can I not laugh - at THAT!
My clit is bigger than that......
I'm going to have to tell everyone about this.