I've been super irritated with my partner lately so I've decided to pay them back with farts. This time I'm farting all over his side of the bed and I'm not sorry about it. I rip fart after stinky fart right into the memory foam on his side of the bed before grabbing his pillow and straddling it. I climb on top of his pillow and let it rip some more muffled farts right where he lays his head before pulling my pants down and letting out the rest of my gas into the bed. Listen close, they're super muffled in this one.

~ Had to redo the intro because I was just too pissed off in the... Show more