Well my 28th birthday has finally rolled around and I thought I'd celebrate with you. I have a delicious black forest cake and while I don't like sweets much, I know you do. Watch me tease you with my big ass and fart on the cake for "extra flavor". I kneel next to the cake, crouch and squat over it to make sure it's been thoroughly flavor blasted with ass gas before I finally sit my big cheeks on it and make it disappear beneath my big ass while I continue to pump muffled farts into the frosting. The chocolate cake and vanilla frosting smear all over my ass as I smash the cake over and ov... Show more